Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.

“Breasts or Legs?”, she insisted.

I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.

Apparently I’m not welcome back at KFC anymore.

Thank God for camera phones.  I spotted this bad boy at the local Burger King tonight and had to snap a shot of it on the way out.  I’m not the only one, while I was eating my slop they call a hamburger, a couple of teenaged girls stopped and took a picture of the sign.  Just for fun I should really call them and offer to play some Tori Amos cover songs, or some similar bullshit, and record their reaction to that.